Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists

The “Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists”:http://www.improb.com/projects/hair/hair-club-top.html has a number of friends and colleagues as members: Daniel Büring, David Chalmers, Jeff Pelletier, Steven Pinker, Norvin Richards. Once upon a time, I might have qualified, but now I would only qualify for a possible companion club: the pony-tailed scientist club.